The reckless cleric
The reckless cleric
‘You think you are doing me? You think the oath of allegiance you swore is a thing to be toiled with. Why are you being reckless, careless and callous?
Your mother told me that you even had the effrontery and audacity to say that the only thing that can happen to you is excommunication from the priesthood. You went ahead to say you won’t be the first and you won’t be the last. Really?
You think by doing that you are acting brave? Let me be frank with you and let it be clear to you that I am not afraid of you in anyway. I saw you in pampers and if you think my 82 years in life is for nothing, you better revise your note. Yes, I am not a Pastor, not even an elder in the church but I know the Lord and that is enough for me.
Since you have deliberately refused listen to your wife and mother and the so many voices of counsel around you, let’s see where it takes you.
Last time, your sister caught you red handed with another woman right in the hotel she was working. Unfortunately for you, you don’t even know where your sister works. Can you deny that?
The reckless cleric
Read:Uncle Salifu, the diviner.
And you call yourself a cleric. Do you really know the implication of what you are doing? Young man, you better be careful. Or you think I have no idea what happened at the funeral you went to last month?
Whom you went with? So, after convincing your wife that she is stressed and she needs to rest, you took another lady to that funeral. No, just deny it! Am I saying you should not have gone with another woman? No, but I have a massive problem when you booked the same room and she never came out all through the event. Or was she your bedroom intercessor?
Nonsense to clerical degrees. I have your data in the palm of my hands. I am even ashamed to call you, my nephew. What nonsense and impudence of a dying cockroach. Were you ordained to sample ladies’ waist?
On the pulpit, you preach so well that people can hardly notice your frailty so you think you are cool.
The most disturbing thing now is that you seem to click so well with that senior of yours in the other branch who has the same weakness. I am told his is even worse. Or are you his apprentice?
You people are the ones polluting the church of God. When you raise your hands, you are the ones really transmitting the spirit of lust into your members. Ah! I weep for your congregations.
Did anybody force you to take up this priestly assignment? Were you not the one who approached the presbytery about your calling and your desire to serve the Lord? Ah! Ah! My eyes are seeing my ears.
The reckless cleric
Also Read:Uncle Ebo Whyte’s Easter Message: there will always be a Judas, why should it be you?
Pastor!!!!!! Are you not afraid that you are sowing a dangerous seed into your blood line? Do you think your children are not watching? Do you think it is for a joke that your little girl keeps asking, where are you coming from again?
Oh! you think I am not aware. Please, your own mother told me about this so don’t go and attack your wife. If you try it, I will show you that old age and faithfulness is mightier than the anointing you claim you have.
You are very lucky I have a meeting in few minutes. I will call you when I feel like. If you like, don’t pick my call.
You are part of the reason why Jesus got angry and said the person who will not stop sinning should continue. I say the same thing to you today. Continue, okay? Continue this clerical recklessness all in the name of being anointed. Nonsense!
That was how Uncle Lucas ended the call with his nephew.
The End
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For the love of God, society and young people
Blessings!!!
Setho.
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